Truckers Kryptonite

Anyone asks me to help them slide their tandems I'm glad to do it.

Someone tells me they're too freakin' lazy to put in the effort to learn and are happy to have someone else do everything for them I wish them good luck and leave 'em to be.

And she's an OO, smh.

Pulled into a drop yard one time and there was a young lady who had backed under a high trailer, king pin now stuck behind the 5 th wheel. Helped her out by raising the front of the 5th wheel so she could pull forward. After that she thought I should be the one the crank the trailer down, lol. Think again.

I don't care what you look like, I'll help you out but I won't do your job.

 

Just like around here, fella can ask a question being immediately envisorated, meanwhile a female asks same question men come out of the woodwork, heck, even members you've not seen in years suddenly feel helpful. Smh

 

Did you bump her dock?

 

Might be both.

 

I was at a travel oasis somewhere on the Pennsylvania Turnpike a couple years ago walking my wife's chihuahua. I should say my wife is also my co-driver and was asleep in the bunk at the time. A very attractive young woman approached me telling how impressed she was with the apu performance in her truck. She actually invited me to check how comfortable her sleeper was. I've always thought I was a decent looking guy as I do stay active out here and not overweight or funky smelling.
But I really thought some foul play was waiting for me in her sleeper. If I allowed myself that indiscretion at that moment I may not even be here today posting.
I have been approached by females that weren't necessarily as attractive as that one on several occasions but declined.
I imagine that if I were a single man, or a married solo that wasn't happy, I would be all over these ladies.

 

When did this place become the penthouse forum

 

It's the cyber equivelant of the guy at the truckstop cafe counter who starts every tale with "Now, y'all won't believe this but I swear it's true...." and lays out another outlandish story that most people have heard fifty different versions of already.
You can usually spot him by the fact that the seats on either side of him are empty and if you're foolish enough to sit down he starts talking immediately whether you've encouraged him to or not.
We're lucky here. We can just push a button and....

 

Only in Europe, you will ever see an attractive female truck driver. Here? They’re disrtractions to me. Learn to say NO, keep your head clear in the game.

 

Sorry bub, but before we can believe this yarn of yours, we will require photographic evidence.

 

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder but I have seen some very nice looking female drivers in the U.S. over the past 40 or so years.