Student, 15, Suspended For Passing Gas

SBD's (silent but deadly) are the worst! the ones that always killed me is when a girl does it....lol....so much for being prim and proper there miss goody two shoes!

but man it hurts to hold them buggers in

 

Absolutely, but we all knew (or maybe even were) the guy in our class that would really let 'em rip just for the attention it got.

I farted in school, just as I'm sure everyone else here has, but I didn't do the leg lift and really push that sucker out either. Sure farting is a natural thing, but we all know that you can, for the sake of comedy, make that fart come out louder and faster than what might naturally happen in most cases.

 

just have to be careful that the fart is really going to be a fart. could be embarrising if it is not.

 

He should have had a Particulate filter installed.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMX8L7Yxyfk

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7-w8woM5Fc

 

Tears in my eyes from laughing so hard at the video, Ron!
Can you imagine being suspended for that? What if he tried to hold it, and... well, you know what can happen sometimes. Amazing.

 

THAT'S the hardest i've laughed since i've been out of work

 

you suggesting he wasnt CARB certified?!?!?!?

 

Yeah, well from the teacher's perspective it isnt so funny. Imagine spending a couple hours on a lesson plan and trying to hold a class together so they actually LEARN something today and some little twit blows you out of the water by repeatedly farting on purpose. The class is now a waste of time. So now YOUR kid didnt get to learn anything today and all because of some little goober who has no home training. I imagine he went home and bragged to mom and dad that farted real loud and they all got a big laugh out of it around the supper table.
Just ignorance.