Where is everyone #5

They send me some crazy stuff on that FB messenger thing.... some is rough

 

You tryin' to impersonate a gentleman ?
C'mon now !
These fellas ain't fallin' fer that.
Ya done told 'em that you're a Buckeye !

 

Can I be her friend too! I’m tired of the videos @wore out sends me of him dancing

 

I give you credit, garage door springs I dont mess with. To many years working on roll up trailer doors. Local door guy is so cheap I call him.

 

Fine. More for me.
I jest. ( that means I joke )
It's obvious to y'all that I'm into more esoteric aspects of a relationship.
In particular I enjoy the art of conversation with a gal.

Especially when they keep repeating themselves.
Example : Yes, oh yes, ohhh yeeesss ....

I can listen to that for minutes on end. Sometimes for up to 3 at a whack.

 

Guys with standards are cute. In my before married days anything worked, unless she was a cow.... Most of the time.

 

These were an internal spring with a worm drive tensioner. Pretty safe.

 

He's pretty tight with those Trade Secrets of the Fragrancing profession in general.
Course he's been known to help a pard out with some advice from time ta time.

 

If she’s hot enough and likes to screw she can be a re tard

 

Sometimes giving is better than receiving...., My big iron right now is the CJ5 Jeep.

Wife’s dad and mom dated in his dads 46 Willy’s, always been a Jeep thing with him. For retirement he bought 3 Jeep’s to build 1 nice Jeep. It was to be their retirement toy to enjoy as they did when they dated. They got married in 1954.
About 2 weeks after he retired, my now wife and her mother was out shopping, in the blink of an eye her mother fell dead at my wife’s feet.... trying cpr and everything possible was not enough. That was 1992. So for all these years the Jeep has set just as he left it, the tub had just been sandblasted and he was leveling out any small waves or whiskey bumps. Jeep only had 29,000 original miles on it. I have got a lot done, but a ways to go. I know he lost his heart when he lost his true love, but I can detect embers still glowing inside when we talk about the Jeep. My wife is in Florida with him now for his 84th birthday.... it’s a race against the reaper, but my hope is that he and my wife can enjoy this Jeep together before something happens to him. Don’t know if I can get it done, but if I do, I hope to take it to the Jeep Invasion in Pigeon Forge this year..... since he lives in Knoxville my plans are to leave it there for a while.