Where is everyone #5

You know how to get a steel hauler out of his bunk

Throw a bar of soap in it!

 

Have it drop shipped to my address Ill take care of it.

 

BUT BUT BUT......!!!!! I know I Know wrong section

 

So guy is watching little johnny. Sitting on the curb, with his cat and a bag off m&m's. Johnny eats some m&m's, pick the cat up by its tale and licks its butt and slides down the curb. Beside himself he watches this a few times before he walks out and asks little johnny"just what are you doing". Little Johnny says "playing truck driver". Guys asks "What the hell does that mean"? Mister "I'm popping pills, eating p. u. s. s. y. and moving on down the road man".

 

Keep your greedy hands off this transaction.

Too sharp for me.

 

Did that fella put the reefer fuel tank back between the spread?

 

Yes! Fairly common

 

Honestly not sure buddy.

 

Lol.... your gonna change the return address ain’t ya?

 

Hey now!!! I uh...... I resemble that!