Where is everyone #5

It's them seven strong hairs. You must be irresistible ? Especially when you're singing Marvin Gaye ?

 

They must smell Doc.

 

Hey JD,

All this switcheroo stuff is confusing me. We’ve got:

1. The philaderin’ Econo Paint employee in here.
2. Skooler dropping knowledge in back o’the class.
3. 86 workin on a Ford Focus and forgetting to hit “refresh” before he responds.


I said “where’d he go?” Snowman said “where’d whooooo goooo????”

 

I don’t know what it is. I’ve delt with it my whole life. It gets a little irritating sometimes, but I guess it’s my cross to bear.

 

Who’s on second

 

It’s weird, kinda like when your friends from home hand out with your friends from work.

 

Bring that and your sore right foot up here and let me pass you with my switch on the dash and a little motor!

Just messing around. King Cruise control aint bad on a big cam. It can make your day.

 

Well I made Abilene allll they way from Ft Worth. Long trek but I managed.

Really wanted Buffalo Wild Wings, but dont wanna park the truck there with the eld tracking my every step.

 

Went into a scale with an OSOW. They weigh my wagon and give me the REPORT INSIDE. There is a truck that pooped around back and is making its way back to the scale. As I get inside, the truck pulls on the scale. Axle weights show and the trailer is in red 35800. Scale master gives them the REPORT INSIDE. Scale master looks at my permit and wishes me a good day.

As I walk back to my truck, two turbans get out the truck. One shouting in Arabic and the other in Ebonics, “He racist, dog! He be racist!”

You’re 1800 over on your trailer.

“He won’t tell us what we be needin to do!”

You need to slide your tandem back.

“Whazzat homie?”

“Me heli me heli me hymie Mia huck puay!”

You are too heavy on the trailer. You need to slide your trailer tandems towards the rear.

“You sho? How many holes?”

At least 3.

And they start conversing in Arabic. I take that time to leave. I sure hope that he doesn’t go into that scale house and call that black scale master “dog.”