Where is everyone #5

Lookin good my friend!

 

27 Ways to Be a Modern Man

It says it was written by a Brian Lombardi. I wonder if that’s a woman that identifies as a “man.”

 

I would of gone to Harris ranch to check out a purple nurple. But had to deal with this place for 2 hrs.


These guys are really wanting to be cops. To bad they couldn't pass the tests.

Maybe I shouldn't of said that out loud.

I was able to finally get out, after the boss showed up to school the guards.

I'm so glad I don't have to go-to these places alot.

Well time to call it a night and fight the snowflake traffic tomorrow.

 

You like this one better?

The New York Times’ 27 Ways to Be a Modern Man: A Rebuttal

 

Who wants to be a modern anything?

I think I will continue to strive to be a good man, its obvious that after 21 years or will be the 26th the love of my life ain't interested in a modern man

 

Clearly a modern man is the one who has time to sit around thinking up crap like that and writing essays about it. Probably has his hair tied up in a bun and long fingernails too.

 

Yes, yes you do!

 

Much better. I did not know what a melon Baller was either.