A guy walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch. He gulps it down in 1 shot.
“Wow”, said the barkeep, “ something bad must have happened.”
“Yeah, I came home early and caught my wife in bed with my best friend.”
“What did you say to her?” the barkeep asked.
“I told her to pack her crap and get out.”
“So, what did you say to your best friend?”
“I pointed my finger at him and said, ‘Bad dog!’”
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Well, we have done drywall, some plumbing, cleaned semi interior, and had time to work on deck.
Dear trucking can your rates come up?
Im pooped.
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200 yrs and still being used, keep in mind they can’t make a new bridge last 40 yrs now.
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Stopped to tap my kidneys and when I came back I thought my rear flap rope was loose....... nope, not a rope!! I’m very patriotic but this takes the cake, only
thing I can figure is someone threw it from a bridge??? Haven’t left my normal route.shogun, Feedman, exhausted379 and 25 others Thank this. -
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Mom is at war with a 3 year old little girl from across the street.
This kid keeps wandering into her backyard. Leaves the gates open, goes in the garage, no boundaries at all. She even took a hammer off the bench and was beating on the deadbolt of the back door of the house.
So I installed one of those Ring video cameras. That little brat was pissing on the sidewalk by the garage and the stupid camera didn't pick it up. Gonna catch her eventually. Hopefully before this kids parents think Mom has lost her marbles.Feedman, Nostalgic, exhausted379 and 21 others Thank this. -
Our fleet is loaded and ready for the morning. @Oxbow
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