Where is everyone #5

Discussion in 'Flatbed Trucking Forum' started by DDlighttruck, Aug 27, 2017.

  1. TripleSix

    TripleSix God of Roads

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    A guy walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch. He gulps it down in 1 shot.

    “Wow”, said the barkeep, “ something bad must have happened.”

    “Yeah, I came home early and caught my wife in bed with my best friend.”

    “What did you say to her?” the barkeep asked.

    “I told her to pack her crap and get out.”

    “So, what did you say to your best friend?”

    “I pointed my finger at him and said, ‘Bad dog!’”
     
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  3. jamespmack

    jamespmack Road Train Member

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    Well, we have done drywall, some plumbing, cleaned semi interior, and had time to work on deck.

    Dear trucking can your rates come up?
    Im pooped.
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  4. OLDSKOOLERnWV

    OLDSKOOLERnWV Captain Redbeard

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  5. ShooterK2

    ShooterK2 Road Train Member

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    Ain’t the first time I’ve heard that about Fitzgerald builds.

    That sucks.
     
  6. OLDSKOOLERnWV

    OLDSKOOLERnWV Captain Redbeard

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    Stopped to tap my kidneys and when I came back I thought my rear flap rope was loose....... nope, not a rope!! I’m very patriotic but this takes the cake, only 014D3EB9-FFD5-4367-97B8-C4A98268604E.jpeg 7D67D860-C36C-41F3-8EC3-799555176574.jpeg 915E7576-A468-4441-9DF3-EADE1C4C3F99.jpeg


    thing I can figure is someone threw it from a bridge??? Haven’t left my normal route.
     
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  7. sawmill

    sawmill Road Train Member

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    I'd say that's better than someone throwing a brick off a bridge and catching it.
     
  8. snowman_w900

    snowman_w900 Road Train Member

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    Welllll.....his and about 5000 other Petercars that have a crooked plate tho
     
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  9. beastr123

    beastr123 Road Train Member

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    my wife wants to point out that you may find it a bit warm in the noonday sun(as is fried thighs for those in shorts)
     
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  10. sawmill

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    Mom is at war with a 3 year old little girl from across the street.

    This kid keeps wandering into her backyard. Leaves the gates open, goes in the garage, no boundaries at all. She even took a hammer off the bench and was beating on the deadbolt of the back door of the house.

    So I installed one of those Ring video cameras. That little brat was pissing on the sidewalk by the garage and the stupid camera didn't pick it up. Gonna catch her eventually. Hopefully before this kids parents think Mom has lost her marbles.
     
  11. Lilbow

    Lilbow Light Load Member

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    Our fleet is loaded and ready for the morning. @Oxbow
     
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