Instant O/O and Load boards

That's one important message, ladies and gentlemen. So important, rag had to pull an Al and say it three times.

 

That is Funny...

Rule #1 ....Never leave home without a 5 gallon bucket and some can liners.

 

Good thing it's not dancing purple hippo season in MN yet.

 

My guess is that the first one is probably the marker light interrupt switch. You use it when you pass someone. You pass a trucker on the left, he flashes his headlights off/on to signal that you have cleared his truck and can move back into the right lane. you move over, the you hit that switch a couple of times and it flashes the marker lights off and on a couple of times (its how ya say thanks). Dont know what the other one does, is it part of the cruise control??

 

WOW

Sorry folks
I don't know how I did that
rag

 

I have been there. One time I was on Interstate 81 in Pennsylvania and I knew I had to tap a kidney. I was planning on stopping for the night in Carlisle where they have a Pilot/Petro/Flying J take your pick. I said I will make it because I was only about 15 miles away. Then I start to notice tail lights coming on. "Oh Crap," I thought to myself and I switched the CB on and my thoughts were confirmed. An accident involving a four wheeler and a truck. Now my 15 miles would take an hour. About 20 minutes later the traffic was just crawling and I had to make a decision: Should I just wet myself right now or try and find something to whiz in?

Now you may be saying, "well, why not pull over?" Well, at the point where I could not hold it I was just over a bridge and the road had no shoulder because after the bridge there was just a steep embankment. When the traffic stopped again, I reached down and grabbed my Gatorade bottle. What a waste as there was still some inside. Quickly while sitting in the seat I unzipped my shorts and brought out my little buddy. I have never had to pee while sitting with my pants half way on in a seat, but at that moment I was thinking, "I thought this would be easier." Well, at that moment the traffic started moving a little and I was just getting going too. So, I had to pop the clutch out and kind of roll. Unfortunately, the traffic in the left hand lane (I was in the right) started moving faster than my lane. So, while steering with one hand and holding my makeshift toliet with the right, I had to keep checking my mirrors for when another truck would drive by. I could keep going since the cars were so low, but the other drivers could see in. So when I saw a truck coming, I sat-up straight, held it in, and put my bottle out of sight. Once the truck was by, I quickly resumed my deed.

I was finished, and I quickly zipped-up in between another tractor passing by and capped my bottle. I felt terrible that I had to resort to this and I made sure to wrap my bottle like a newborn baby, so that anyone who saw me throw it in the trash would not see this extra clear gatorade that I had. I vowed to never be caught in a position like that again, and I wasn't.

Forgive me.

 

T.M.I LOL