Where is everyone #5

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  1. stwik

    stwik Road Train Member

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    First thing I did after having the useless conversation with the south of the border women I tapped in Houston last year?

    Well after mouthing “wat the ####” probably twenty times at the Mexican Mafia standing around me?

    Pictures. Lots of them. My truck. Her car. The corner. The turn in general. The damage (to which I rubbed off after the fact, yes no lie).
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    I took the blame for the accident. It was my fault after all. But her insurance company denied coverage for her (she had no drivers license). I told the husband to put his money where his mouth is a buy a dash of paint from the local auto store... or Walmart.

    I was given a ticket for “Failure to Maintain Single Lane” by two of Houston’s finest and off I went.

    On the flip side of this... the dashcam that Melton had back then didn’t capture a single thing. It didn’t “activate” during the crash nor did I hit the button for it to record anything.

    “Why didn’t you slap our camera?!?! It would’ve had footage from the previous minute?!??”

    Sorry. Was too busy with the Mexican Mafia surrounding my truck on a corner in Houston to worry about the insurance procedure.
     
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  3. MagnumaMoose

    MagnumaMoose Lost or Missing

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    You DO realize that he's only got one Driver, right ?
    There's only a few dozen Canadians and the rest of 'em are too busy playing Hockney so he had to hire himself.
    Which really ticked him off because now he can only play Hockney on a part time basis.
    He was just trying to get back at his boss for depriving him of his Gawd Given Right to play the Canadian National Pastime of Hockney.

    Betcha his boss learned a lesson from that.
     
  4. Humblepie

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    Yep. Well except the sauce there was a good bit of brown sugar in there.
     
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  6. Ruthless

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    Today we went out for lunch at the Mexican place I found recently. I got the same (several) steaks covered in onion, cheese and chorizo that I enjoyed the last time..



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    I was caught off guard when my father came back from the men’s room with waiters all singing n dropped this hat on me.




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  7. Crusader66

    Crusader66 Road Train Member

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    If only you could see my wife, she's like a squirrel, back and forth, storing food for the winter getting all the important stuff in tubs for the cellar. Going to have the elderly neighbor lady stay here tomorrow so we don't have to go get her at the last minute.

    Thanks guys.
     
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  8. TripleSix

    TripleSix God of Roads

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    You do realize that "Canadian" is not relevant to anything I said, don't you?
     
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  9. Humblepie

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    I would save you some, but I’m still busy washing my tires.
     
  10. 4mer trucker

    4mer trucker Road Train Member

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    Nice new Avatar Picture for Ya
     
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    You are truly a person I look up to. Glad we are friends, where else could I get these classic stories with pics!!!!!
     
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