What if it Snows?

Latest Earthquakes

 

Wow! I havent seen one of thise since I lived in Westfield NJ backk around 1967. My dad brought one home. Loved it, tho on ours if you didnt lock the handle down? It would spin around with the starter and chew the skin on your knuckles. Learned that the hard way.

Enough to rattle the dishes and make the windows rattle in their frames.

My favorite thing to do is to get the large firecrackers they sell now (M-60's?). With a candle or torch, and a wrist rocket sling shot. You put the firecracker in the sling. Pull the sling back to the lit flame and release as soon as you see the fuse light. Great way to toss them about a 100 feet into the air.

 

34 hours without showering and my armpits still smell good.

 

Time for a kegger

 

Dave, bring up the Intergalactic Kegger thing from MIB.....hahahahaha.
I would but I don't know how to use this device

 

once upon a time in a Grand and Royal land there was only one tree that could fall and hit the house of the Awesome and Great King..
And so this loyal and gallant pheasant raised up to protect his King’s Castle.


And even though his service wasn’t required, the Superb King will never forget the bravery of this fine Prince.


The End.