Where is everyone #5

Took me 30 minutes to go the last 15 miles... so that would be 11:07 hours for 720 miles, roughly, from Rochelle to Waterloo.

Coming off a 34 and going onto another 34... If I get called over that by safety...

Well god ######, hope I don’t get inspected and water boarded!!!

Pissing rain here!

 

More rest?!?! Uhhhh, yeah, let’s go with that

You’re a class act, Shogun... and I mean it...

(Would also like to say my phone corrected Shogun to Shofun three times before giving me the result I wanted. Think that’s gonna be a thing now...)

What says you, @MagnumaMoose

 

I had to Google it....


I’m still confused.


(I’m kidding. Kinda)

 

You will eventually become who you surround yourself with.
There are plenty of farm women out there that can out truck, out work, out cuss the best of us. And make a hell of a good supper when the day is done!
In high school I was one tough s.o.b. Not a fighter but if I grabbed ahold of somethin. It moved...
My future wife and her sister put me in my place one day unloading hay. They was on the wagon and literally buried my ars alive in the haymow...

 

GD Ghetto Diesel... pullin the fans off a Caddy an we got caught in a real soaker...

 

You’ve heard of Elf on a Shelf now get ready for...



...Keen with a Beam.

Ahhh, the craptastic jokes I gotta tell myself to keep it interesting out here.

 

Sonofa...hell ill stick to them Fotown Vertical Artists! Theys half price on Taco Tuesday!

 

From that angle in the truck stop parking lot I was afraid you were going to say "Stwik turning tricks"

 

I’m not sure if both of you are wrong.

You’re definitely wrong when you described Humble as a gentle sweet spirit.