Someone Just Bought A Bridge

Discussion in 'Trucking Accidents' started by mjd4277, Jul 23, 2019.

  1. stillwurkin

    stillwurkin Road Train Member

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    I think it was funny..and still is.
     
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  3. stillwurkin

    stillwurkin Road Train Member

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    Well i do understand what you are saying. Just take it for what it is..a joke. Don't read a lot into it. He was not advocating the behavior. Besides that kelly guy said nothing ever happened. So see, its all good.
     
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  4. HoneyBadger67

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    I know, right? He should said Jeffrey Epstein's pants at a JR High girl's volleyball game.
     
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  5. HoneyBadger67

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    I told it to my wife. We both have daughters. We're also both going to H- E-
     
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  6. HoneyBadger67

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    Sheet! Thought I's the only one called it/them nodaks....
     
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  7. mjd4277

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    Lady Gaga called,she wants her weirdness back!;)
     
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  8. HopperHauler

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    Believe it or not, Epstein was the first one who came to mind. I'd heard a good R Kelly joke on the radio, that's why I went with him.
    What do you call a pedophile who's also a pirate?


    Arrrrrrr Kelly
     
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  9. starmac

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    Some folks have a hard time with jokes.
    Years ago I ordered a furburger from a barmaid, she tells me to go to sonic. I told her I was afraid of what I would get at sonic. Now, we are friends and joking right. First thing I know some clown knocks me off my barstool and the wrestling match is on. It turns out his sister worked at sonic. lol
     
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    Lepton1 Road Train Member

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    I'm with you on this. I've crossed many bridges posted for as low as 6 tons on the way in to oil rigs. The thing is we HAD to follow turn by turn directions, supplied by the rig, and there would be hell to pay if you up and decided you knew a better way in and out of the rig. Many of those directions had us going over weight restricted roads and bridges. The drilling company gets the route approved by the county or municipality.

    There were a few times I held my breath and idled across. One such time was during a flash flood near Laredo. Going in to the rig the "road" became a lake 100 yards wide. I was told to "stay on the road, whatever you do, because you WILL get stuck in mud if you don't". The 10 miles to the rig featured several places with an option to go up and cross a wood bridge barely wide enough to keep the outside edges of the tires, OR go DOWN into a lake that was almost up to the headlights. I chose the bridges. The bright lights of that oil rig in the middle of the night never looked so good.
     
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