Where is everyone #5

A farmer stopped by the local mechanic's shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home.

On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint. He then stopped by the feed store and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However, struggling outside the store he now had a problem - how to carry his entire purchases home.

While he was scratching his head he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost. She asked, 'Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane?

The farmer said, 'Well, as a matter of fact, my farm is very close to that house. I would walk you there but I can't carry this lot.'

The old lady suggested, 'Why don't you put the can of paint in the bucket. Carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?'

'Why thank you very much,' he said and proceeded to walk the old girl home. On the way he says 'Let's take my short cut and go down this alley. We'll be there in no time.'

The little old lady looked him over cautiously then said, 'I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and have your way with me?'

The farmer said, 'Holy smokes lady! I'm carrying a bucket, a gallon of paint, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?'

The old lady replied, 'Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the paint on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens.'

 

Good luck in dinner @wore out

 

I can pick up the Twin Falls pupper for you... I promise him and I won’t ditch... maybe.

 

You know, there are certain things that have to figure out and learn for yourself.

Out of everything I’ve ever gotten into, the motorcycle has been the most difficult to figure out. Sat on thousands of bikes. Pulled the trigger and bought one. Then, it’s the bars, grips, seat, footpegs, suspension tires brakes performance....

When you’re done, you realize there’s nothing else that you ever built that’s set to you. It’s like you put your DNA into a machine.

 

That's hilarious @Westbound23

 

That’s rich. Well done.

 

Yep— was checking out an Indian, but think I’ll just stay at home.

 

If I were going to rock an Indian, it would be the Dark Horse. I like the looks of the Scout Bobber, but the bike isn’t comfortable stock. It has that drag bar feel and a crappy seat. The normal Scout is more comfortable. I would want the Bobber fenders with the regular bars and seat. Oh, and I would want an exhaust like @Tall Mike runs on his sled.

 

The quintessential Stwik dinner experience...

Edit: and yes that’s a bud light coaster, Grubster.