What if it Snows?

Discussion in 'Questions From New Drivers' started by Dave_in_AZ, Mar 19, 2018.

  1. Dave_in_AZ

    Dave_in_AZ Road Train Member

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    The hurricane is now a level 3.

    And now I'm being visited by a large Tabby.
     
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  3. 2old

    2old Heavy Load Member

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    Please keep us posted.... take video.... air strikes are so awsome!
     
  4. lovesthedrive

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    Oxford University researchers have discovered the densest element yet known to science.
    The new element, Governmentium (symbol=Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.
    These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called pillocks.
    Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact.
    A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete.
    Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2 to 6 years.
    It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganisation in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.
    In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganisation will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.
    This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration.
    This hypothetical quantity is referred to as a critical morass.
    When catalysed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium (symbol=Ad), an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium, since it has half as many pillocks but twice as many morons.
     
  5. thelushlarry

    thelushlarry Road Train Member

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    Huh, can you say that again?
     
  6. 2old

    2old Heavy Load Member

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    Thg
    I like being up to date on cutting edge technology and discovery. Thank you for sharing... o_O
     
  7. otterinthewater

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    NOAA forecasters are saying that El Niño 2019 is done, and are saying the tropical pacific (ENSO) is going to be “neutral”. These means oceans temps favor neither El Niño or La Niña. Wild swings are still possible, but without either of those it’s difficult to predict months in advance possible weather conditions.

    Anthropogenic climate change may continue to have an effect on the northern hemisphere winter season. Generally an ending to El Niño means the West coast gets dry temprent conditions, but because of CC there isn’t a playbook for what’s expected. This also means that in La Niña years the east coast generally gets slammed...but they don’t know what to expect for that area this year.

    I’m predicting moderate weather out west, the Midwest and East coast will get a significant amount of freezing cold and full blown blizzards. Indiana will be hit the hardest because the universe is angry with Tucker. Florida...well it’s Florida, this year I believe we will see the first alligators with wings beginning to fly.
     
  8. Dave_in_AZ

    Dave_in_AZ Road Train Member

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    No one cares about Mexican weather.
     
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  9. HillbillyDeluxeTruck

    HillbillyDeluxeTruck Road Train Member

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    Today is gonna suck. Its already after 7 and I haven't left the house. Allergy cold has me movin slow.
     
  10. FlaSwampRat

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    I'm predicting a cold winter where I won't have to turn the AC on until 10am on Christmas day lol. Up north will be the normal snowpocalypse it normally is and I don't know anything about out west but I hear the weather is pretty awesome all the time so let's go with that lol.
     
  11. otterinthewater

    otterinthewater Road Train Member

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    Ummmm...this flatbedder drove to his truck in a Prius. Is the apocalypse at hand?

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