What if it Snows?

I had just saw this in your other thread.... Almost choked I laughed so hard... ROFLMFAO

 

"Please Stop Pooping In The Sink!"
The toilet seat is on order.

 

Handi wipes are available at the desk......lol

 

Anyone seen a lightbulb? Someone stole a lightbulb

 

I bought a brand new box of 100 plastic straws just to dump them in the trash in cali last week lol

 

Youre supposed to plant them in the grass like a flower arrangment... Lol

 

i have a photo somewhere of a garden of taillight flowers ..

Its from Cars world, Disney cali.

 

Only i would park all the way in the back of the lot all by my lonesome. Only to have the only other driver back here ,right next to me blaring friggin music. Why do i always get next to these people

 

LOL didnt even look , but after further investigation it is of course a white volvo, sheesh, i shouldve known. White volvos seem to answer all of lifes greatest mysteries