Where is everyone #5

Buddy of mine ( old guy ) bought some Viagra from someplace. He got a 90 day supply. They started calling 10 days after he got the pills.......




4 times a day... every day.... for months...

finally changed his number he has had for 15 years.

 

Heard an interesting conversation at the lunch counter:

waitress1: (whispering) we now have salmon patties on the menu.

waitress2: good to know.

OldTime hard of hearing: DID SHE SAY SALMONELLA???

 

Hey don't forget to file IFTA. I'm cussing my driver for his lack of note keeping in September...

 

Unmmmm....

Thats a blank sheet of paper.

 

It ain't the 30th at 1145 PM yet is it?





Meeting Uncle Pete at the Peetro

 

BTW, that's the Polar Bear Plunge

Tell Pete it's his turn to grab the Check

 

Try blocking each number. I do and I don’t receive calls for about a week or 2. Then the games begin again

 

Well today my dog is limping around and the truck started slobbering oil from somewhere near the compressor. Betting you ain't got that going on so I gotta get ahead of you somewhere.

Tell Uncle Pete hello for me.

 

Problem that I forgot to mention is they're cloning numbers with my area code so they look legit enough to answer.

 

Was walking over towards the Lagoon to pick up some Limbs that fell down on Saturday when the remnants of the Tropical Storm came through, when I got stopped in my tracks



This is from appox 10 to 12 yards, close enough to see it blinking. It's was about a 7 footer