Advice for a wannabee

Drive and never stop except to load or unload. I have a capacitive discharge with a switch on my ear piece. Every time I nod out a bit ZAP ZAP ZAP on a tender body part. . . . instantly awake.
Shower . . . usually rains once a week...
food... free fresh roadkill always available
potty break lots of depends or just be odoriferous.

IT IS ALL REALLY FUN! ! ! !

 

You wanted a change??? Well, you're gonna get it...

Showers are $9 (on average) or free with 50 gallons of fuel at truckstops...don't forget you're flip flops.

Potty breaks are taken at rest areas or truckstops under ideal circumstances...at other times, well...you do what you have to.

Typical nights and days...they are long (often 18-20 hours in reality)

Good companies (for a female)...I'd recommend Schneider if they are hiring.

 

US Express has the largest female fleet. Probably some good reason for it. Oh yeah, automatics tops the list.

 

Buy a very large professionally trained attack dog. And pay the pet deposit.

 

Yes...I didn't think about that, they do have a lot of females...decent company too from what I've seen.

 

anyone try the pilot "secret driver" program or what ever it is? you can get up to 4000 points a month (4 showers)

 

Haven't heard of that. But then again, I'm always platinum at Loves

Free coffee...free showers every month.

I did manage 2 free dinners out of TA this month though

 

Actually I keep meaning to follow up on that one. I have been a mystery shopper for years and try to get shops in out on the road.

 

ROFL that is funny.