Trucker wannabe

Stop being so analytical about peeing.

Gotta pee at night? Walk inside or go pee in the grass.

You might pee in a bottle 100x's with no problem, but all it takes is 1 time to drop it or splash it out in the truck.

 

Just pee out in the grass as God intended! But dont do number two on the grass or pavement, unless youre in india.

 

Just be aware in whatever you choose.I ran with a driver at mercer in the 90s that used big mountain dew bottles.One morning when half asleep he mistook the urine for mountain dew...Natural lot lizard repellant guaranteed.

 

Just get good plastic bottles Arizona green tea or Gatorade

 

That show is hilarious. Good old Ray

Its the way she goes

 

Hop down from the top bunk and head inside the truck stop to use the restroom.

 

Keep a gallon jug, antifreeze jug, oil jug, anything that's 1 gallon. Dump it out in the morning, in a grassy area. It'll travel through the dirt. Dont dump it on the pavement. Itll get baked into it on hot days. Then pour a little detergent and water in the jug so it don't smell. Reuse.

 

Throw in a dumpster NOT a trash can. Some poor sob has to change the trash bags.
There’s a lot worse things in that dumpster then piss I promise ya.
Had a kidney/bladder infection a bit back, would have to go 20x a day. Still only use the bottle as an emergency. Then dispose of in a dumpster.
Sleep in night pants or shorts, half lace your boots just don’t trip. I wear a leg brace and can make do it’s just a little effort.

 

what's in the jug?

 

I keep two, one I spit my mouthwash in at night, shake it around, switch the jugs around every week