Black and Chrome anal probe

The Cypress Truck Lines recruiter said to me that my application looks good and a former Marine Captain would represent the company well and interact with customers professionally, and he offered me a job.

TMC is like, psssh, who cares, we need five years of your Schedule C's and you must show "X' amount of income. I dig those up and provide the last five years except for 2019 because I file in October.

Then they asked for a bunch of invoices or BOLs to prove I worked last year. I sent them the last six months of monthly statements from my main supplier.

This morning I got a "pre-adverse action" report, and apparently there's a discrepancy somewhere regarding dates I gave. I couldn't really tell from the report what the problem was, but I'm getting a little pissed off.

I've been at the same self-employed job for 25 years (not a job-hopper). I've got a perfect driving record going back at least 20 years. I have no misdemeanors or felonies, ever in my life. I've got a decent background showing what kind of person I am (Academy graduate and Marine officer). I mean, geez! If I had slept through high school and worked fast food all my life they'd be looking at me more favorably.

They act as if they think they're God's gift to flatbedding.

 

Oh, it’s back to normal. Just needed some ice. Thanks.

 

I think that is for Post 9-11 G.I.bill. I’m too old for that. I could be wrong though.

 

An unusually intrusive or overly thorough investigation into your personal stuff.

Usage example:

“The Gunny Sergeant went through my locker so thoroughly that I felt like I was getting an anal probe with an electron microscope.”