Appropriate social behavior at truck stops

Women got it so much harder than men.out there when it comes this and a lot of other stuff. I cant imagine how fat these ###### so called man truck drivers would be if they ever had to give birth. Like someone said consider the source.

 

The pig who called you fat probably hasn't showered in a few days...

 

I'm dyin'!!!! I'm dyin'!!!!!
Truck stop humor at its best.

 

Things have changed, Hand.

There are quite a few women who walk around with the nastiest of attitudes. Being chivalrous will get you cussed out.

Was leaving a truck stop. Walked out the door. There was a woman walking towards the door. I held the door open. She slows her walk, starts huffing and puffing and rolling her eyes. Apparently, I offended her. Right as she reached the door, I let the door close. She got angry, hands on hips, and was saying something unimportant as I walked off.

Was at the TA in Laredo trying to get breakfast one morning, sitting at the lunch counter. There was this old timer sitting across. A guy walks in and sits at the bottom of the U shaped lunch counter. He looked like a wimpy version of Tim Conway. He had a purse on his shoulder. Then his old lady lumbered in. She looked like that God Warrior Woman plus 100lbs. And yes, she’s angry.
The waitress makes the mistake of asking God Warrior how she was doing this morning. God Warrior unloaded on her.

God Warrior Woman : Oh I can’t stand coming into places like this. You have all of these men in here...these evil truck drivers with sex on the brain! I don’t feel safe in here...they may try to rape me! We are in an expeditor truck parked right out front! If we couldn’t have parked up front, I wouldn’t have come in here!

1/4 ton and she thinks we all want some. Where I come from, that’s called BESTIALITY. Well, I wanted her to know for sure that I have absolutely no interest in farm animals, and so I turned my back to her.
Well, that old hand looked at her in amazement.

Old Timer: Ma’am, did I hear you say that you’re worried about being raped???

God Warrior Woman: Oh yes! You know you want this! You evil truck driver with sex on the brain!

Old Timer: Ma’am, if anyone ever tried to rape you, all you have to do is sit there and refuse to move, because there ain’t a man around that can pick you up!
Her mouth dropped, everyone in the restaurant laughed, and Tim Conway stood up in aggressive manner, sliding this purse strap off his shoulder.

Tim Conway: Hey buddy! You’d better watch it!

Old Timer: Whatcha gonna do...hit me wit yer purse?

Laughter erupted, and God Warrior Woman and Tim Conway got up, noses in air and walked out. I offered to buy Old Timer’s breakfast.

Now, I’m not saying that they’re all like that, but nowadays, there are enough of them out there that if you do try to be courteous or chivalrous, you will drawn into a conflict. And so, I don’t even bother.

 

Not sure what I was reading.. but just shrug off people like that and don't give it a second thought

 

That's where I'm having a hard time with modern women. I was raised old fashioned and today's women don't appreciate it. I find the women in their mid to late 30's appreciate it much more than women my age (mid to late 20's).

 

If you don't find yourself fat why do you care so much when someone says so?