Whats the stupidest thing you've heard on the CB?

probably the dumbest one that i have heard lately was when i was s/b on I-65 near Whit House TN. I heard some jacka$$ railing on and on how he was the greatest driver in the south, and that he had done it all. I grabbed the mic and asked him how long he'd been doing this and he told me 3 days.

 

DANG ......

I wonder when they will take the training wheels off his rig .....

 

Shut up, stupid.

 

The FCC has not enforced any rules on the c.b. for almost twenty years. they dropped them when they quit giving out licences. The only part of c.b. the fcc involves itself in is making sure of the electronics side of things. other than that ,your on your own.

 

THE DUMBEST thing i've heard on the CB came a few weeks ago driving thru Ohio. Some guy gets on, and starts ranting about 9/11 being an inside job. That wasnt what almost made me wreck my truck in laughter.

He said (and i almost quote), "...you've seen the movies, you see when they crash an airplane, the planes that hit the twin towers looked so 'movie-like'. You have a wing, that is basicly hollow, and when the plane hit the buildings, the wings should have fallen off."

HAHAHAH.....lest he forgets, the planes were traveling over 430mph, carried thousands of gallons of fuel with the consistancy of water, and the plane hit a building that is mostly air.

talk about a driver who shouldnt be behind the wheel.

 

"I'm the world's greatest truck driver! I'm driving my truck...and scratching my balls!"

-Heard in 2007 just off the GW bridge in NYC.

 

yeah there is you just turn off the cb or switch the channel

 

BOBBABOOOOUAY!

 

"I hope this Peterbilt I just hit has a really small guy in it."

 

The FCC DOES enforce rules the problem is the new gail that took over dosn't even know them .... asked her a question and like radio shack got a answer a WRONG one and that took over a month .....

Unless they can make money off you I would not worry .......