What if it Snows?

Donner.

*Shudder*

 

Not much.
My son and his concubine rolled in last weekend.
Food and everything that goes with it tends to be sucked up like a spilled beer through a wet vac.
They are, however, impressed that I have such friendly friends.

 

The year is 1971. General Mills introduced a new product for its Betty Crocker line of foods. The National debut was August. The product:

Hamburger Helper

27 percent of US households purchased Hamburger Helper in it first year of sales.

 

Been there, Done that. All I got was a really sweaty t-shirt.

 

I grew up backing boats from the age of 10. Dad let us do anything. Heck I have a picture of me with my dads 23 foot slick raft lowered on my tricycle when I was 4

My smart ### older brother hooked up the jon boat trailer to my trike one day and let me fly. We lived on top of a hill. Fortunately I learned early I had no trailer brakes and Jack knifed before I built up momentum going down the hill

When I was a kid I would ride down to the local boat ramp and watch the idiots try to back their newly purchased boats down the ramp. More than a few times I offered to help back it down but what does a 12 year old kid know..

 

I speak from personal experience when I tell you the beer is still good inside that wet vac container.

I'm not really great with simile and metaphor.

 

All right y'all got less than 10 minutes to give me an answer.

Do I stop in Waco and do my 10 so I can leave at 6 a.m. to be in San Marcos, or do I run the two hours down there getting in about 10 let's sit 10 minutes from my delivery until 8 a.m.

 

I like hamburger helper way more than I'm comfortable with. A girl I was dating once sheepishly said all she had was hamburger helper, embarrassed. I said... That's literally all I ever wanted.

 

It all depends on how your money is. If you need to make some money tomorrow, drive all the way down. If you're flush, stop in Waco.