What if it Snows?

#######, you beat me to the joke.

 

Backed for mulch as well...

 

Flipping doorslammer, probably in the wrong line

 

It was either do my 30 at the fuel island or here. And since flatbedders are a lower life form, and not nearly as developed as us dry van professional truck operators I decided to inconvenience a lower life form.

 

Further more, flatbedders don’t even have the common sense to buy a truck they can stand up inside. The reason is they don’t need it. They’re all hunched over from
“Throwing tarps” and “strapping” in pouring rain, ice and 130° temps, let alone the their lack of genetic development that has them barely above simians.

hahahahaha

 

I thought they had long ape-like arms

 

...and in case anyone is wondering...

I’m standing upright in my tractor yelling at the “Tarp Monkeys” to get the hell out of the way. We don’t have all day for them to figure out which end of the strap to use.

from now on they’ll be known as tarp monkeys in my world.

 

Exactly.

Then they toss the strap and stare at it for a minute then they take they’re long ape arms and reach up for the yellow strap like it’s a banana, pull it down, then repeat.
Half of them can’t figure out to pull forward to let us VIP van drivers get about our important and efficient day.

 

Listen to this steering wheel holder...

I guess not all of us can just bump a dock and then sit there and pick our nose for 2 hours wondering should I eat pizza from Flying J or roller dog from Loves.

And don't lie, I know you did your 30 at the fuel Island anyways

 

Hurry hurry, got to get that dollar a mile Freight to where it's going