Whats the stupidest thing you've heard on the CB?

Booom shaca lacka!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

How about that guy in W. Memphis AR, "GOT THAT HIGH SPEED CHICKEN FEED" and all that stuff he tried to sling. I heard rumors that he was a undercover, i know he was there form 04 to 08, ant been out there in a wile, dont know if he is still there or not.

 

I guess it all depends on what part of the country your in and what your driving. But today I passed a driver (I was doing 71mph) and this guy is asking for a bear report...while driving a vehicle that could only excede the speed limit if it was being pulled by a billy big rig wrecker truck.

 

HAHAHA! Maybe he was just trying to help you out!

 

Well like anyone else he/she doesn't want a ticket either but wants to speed. Yeah I know, you shouldn't speed. Not to mention trying to outrun a law enforcement officer is a stupid thing to do.

 

He is undercover. Moves from W Memphis to N Little Rock now and then. I've heard him off galloway on I-40 before. Blue smoke, white smoke, gray smoke, green smoke...

 

This made me laugh out loud... I remember hearing this before around that area...

J.

 

Rednecks cb shop at exit 86 on I-65 KY talking about his hi speed redneck chain saws!

 

i think he was from Ok.

 

"Y'all idiots slowing down like four wheelers must have an army of dispatchers working for you. Get out of my way!"

This just said by the idiot in the white volvo behind me on I-57 NB in Illinois as we passed 3 bears with a truck pulled over and eying us as we went by. I slowed to 56 from 60 and he freaked out for miles over it. Freakin baby.