Visiting preacher. Loved fried chicken. Peaked the congregation with the 11 o'clock sermon.
Chief deacon invites him to Sunday dinner, gonna have chicken. Chicken they have, fried, baked, broiled, etc. Replete; sitting on front porch, enjoying the after full of chicken feelings.
Big ole rooster, staggering ,####eyed, lurches into sight around the corner of the porch...
Preacher exclaims: Brother, what is wrong with that rooster????
Brother squirts a shot of chaw out in the yard and reply's:
"Preacher, We don't know. They've all got it, and they are dying faster than my wife can keep them cooked up."
What if it Snows?
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