What if it Snows?

So,
" hey baby. Found a movie to watch. "
"What is it?"
"Blazing Saddles."
"Isn't that a musical?"
"Sure sweet pea. "

 

Wishes we have you for neighbors. One neighbor pulled the property stakes with his tractor and claimed we had deeded 40feet of property to them. When local kids ride by on their gocart or bikes on our right of way. He will chase them with a shovel shouting "Get off of my lawn". Yes we have video of it. He came here from connecticut telling the locals at the time that everyone hated him. I cant imagine why. He shoots fireworks into the neighbors trees during high fire danger.

Another neighbor smokes marijuana and has security issues. He has a security flood light on 24/7. He clearcut his property as he knows the locals are out to get him. Try and be friendly to him and he threatens bodily harm. When he drives down the right of way we own, he has his hand blocking view of you with his middle finger up. He plans on erecting a fence to keep us out (we have no interest in him. Each year he reblazes the property line and hangs red cloth on both sides of the line. He has declared he will be installing a security cam because he thinks we are stealing his wood pile (we burn oil). While I do burn wood in the garage, that wood is so old you dont need kindling, a match will do. He put a no trespassing sign up on our property. We move the sign to the property line and he puts it back 200 feet onto our property.

Why are we so lucky to get all the Ay holes?

 

Does he think your property is his? .both first last I'm asking about..



I'm sick of my dog wanting to play tug of war. Omg. Pit bulls are just on.

 

Take an old towel and put a knot in it. Start the dog tugging on that towel. Nail said towel to sturdy wall. Problem solved.

 

I’m guessing about 70 fixed tandem and lock ring wheels.

 

Well, there are some songs in it.

 

Musical Farts.

 

Next time you see him, ask if he’s in some kind of trouble. Tell him 2 Men in a black Escalade wearing sunglasses were asking a lot of questions about him, and that you didn’t tell them anything. When you asked if there was a problem, they said forget you ever saw them.