How to deal with separation of loved ones.

This thread should be retitled... " Dear F@##!@% Abby"

 

Where do I find these prostitutes, asking for a friend.

 

Nevada...
Or
LaGrange TX

 

C’mon now every body know West Memphis has the best hoes

 

Craigslist, in the ‘room for rent’ section.
Answering from a friend.

 

FaceTime or the Android equivalent

 

Quick question , couldn’t read the whole thread but did anyone mention getting a local job?

 

Local job? Local Job?
You, my good man, are obviously demon possessed!
Everybody! Put on your garlic necklaces. Carry your cross. And load your guns with silver bullets!
Local job...

 

Some say I go overboard but I clock in like ^

 

Actually we totally do.
The only guys that get cheated on more than us are military on deployment.
You better have a much stronger than average relationship if you are going to be a married truck driver