What if it Snows?

Saw this on the back of a trailer today:
Cross Dock Expert $70
What does that mean??

 

I'm going to pretend I'm camping with my boys tonight. Not going to run my engine. Instead, hang the long johns.

 

I was asleep. I wake up to hearing tires spinning. I look out my window a truck about 8 feet later 5 feet is spinning his tires. It's chopped snow on the ground. But in front off me and to my right is ice. After about 30 minutes he burns a path to the pavement and a stretch long enough to get escape velocity. Smh. I watch the next two guys back up in to spots across from me. They park all crooked. One guy in an international keeps having to stop to let air pressure build. Pilot could have plowed and salted the lot.

 

Tiramisu?

 

That's funny rite there, I don't care who you are thats funny.

 

That was a serious question for you door slammers.

 

That is a rather sick Device

 

Where is @Moose1958 sleeping in I hope.