What if it Snows?
Discussion in 'Questions From New Drivers' started by Dave_in_AZ, Mar 19, 2018.
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However, those can be asked for in court if something leads to a lawsuit. I think thats the ONLY reason they want them completed.LoSt_AgAiN, Feedman, SoulScream84 and 8 others Thank this. -
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Came across that one looking for a less appropriate poster.......Wasted Thyme, austinmike, dwells40 and 9 others Thank this. -
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well, I'll tell it anyway.......
So, there's a couple of stoners hanging out and one of them reads in the paper that they're giving out free cheese at the local food bank.
Dude #1 says, "hey man, go on down to the food bank and get us some free cheese."
Dude #2 says, "I'm on it."
So, Dude #2 goes down and gets a small brick of cheese and brings it home.
Dude #1 says, "hey man, whats up with this little brick of cheese?"
Dude #2 says, "hey that's all they gave me for you and me."
Dude #1 says, "No man. Tell them you have a wife and 8 children."
So, dude #2 says, "Cool. I'm on it."
So, dude #2 goes down to the food bank and tells them he has a wife and 8 children and they give him a whole wheel of cheese.
So, not to be burdened by a whole wheel of cheese, Dude #2 is rolling it down the sidewalk. Soon he comes to the crest of a hill. The cheese breaks the crest and quickly rolls away from him.
Standing at the bottom of the hill is a little boy. He sees coming at him, he braces himself, and he catches the cheese and runs home to his momma. He runs through the door and cries, "Momma, momma. Look what I have. A whole wheel of Nacho Cheese."
She says, "How do you know it's Nacho cheese?"
The little boy says, "Well, I was walking home from school and all the sudden I saw this big wheel of cheese coming at me from the hill just down the street. So, I braced my and I caught that rascal on the run and I ran away. All the time there was this guy at the top of the the hill yelling.......
"HEY MAN!!! THAT'S NOT YO CHEESE!!!!!!!!"
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