What if it Snows?

Yes, and small... Like pickups.

 

Great outline.. Man could retire there. Ad would describe most companies offers, just add the name.

 

That is so good

 

Missing Person’s Report

Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home.
Sergeant [at Police Station]: What is her height?
Husband: Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.
Sergeant: Weight?
Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.
Sergeant: Color of eyes?
Husband: Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.
Sergeant: Color of hair?
Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can’t
remember.
Sergeant: What was she wearing?
Husband: Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt, or shorts. I don't know
exactly.
Sergeant: What kind of car did she go in?
Husband: She went in my truck.

Sergeant: What kind of truck was it?

Husband: A 2015 Ford F150 King Ranch 4X4 with eco-boost 5.0L V8 engine special ordered with manual transmission and climate-controlled air conditioning. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed, which has a matching aftermarket bed liner. Custom leather 6-way seats and "Bubba" floor mats. Trail-ring package with gold hitch and special wiring hook-ups. DVD with full GPS navigation, satellite radio receiver, 23-channel CB radio, six cup holders, a USB port, and four power outlets. I added special alloy wheels and off-road Michelins. It has custom running boards and indirect wheel well lighting.
At this point the husband started choking up…..

Sergeant: Don't worry buddy. We'll find your truck.

 

Once again, I'm doing it all wrong.

 

I am so over this sitting

 

Stand up.
Unless of course you can't, and if that'd be the case, I apologize.
Otherwise, stand up. Go take a pee. Go get a beer.
You know, stand up stuff