Muck Boots 'n' Slickers - Life of a Livestock Hauler

While all of you guys are out shakin through the pastures and doin the deal, I’ve been leading the boring daily job routine.

Momma kinda shot down my future cow truckin plans. Told me she would support me re-gaining a CDL but if I was lookin to go truckin then there would be divorce papers. Said she hasn’t put up with following me all over the country for jobs just to be left alone now. Gotta say, she has put up with a lot and I certainly don’t think I want to lose her. Looks like all my truckin will continue to be vicariously through you guys.

In the meantime, I am investing in Monster drinks as I know @Catmando you are going to need a big supply once you get back to puttin your ride together.

If you don’t get goin @wore out might have those 2 sticks turned into 3 by the time you have your truck back together. And @Oxbow will have a new gig modeling his silk boxers with his white robe and a buckle bunny entourage.

@Catmando I know you are out taking care of the milk jug economy and I appreciate it that you are making the livestock team proud. Keep making that bank and @Oxbow may get you a laser cut out chrome piece for your porch light, although it might say something about fish fornicating but hey, if it’s free it could be for Thee.

PS -it is right nice of you let Doc and @wore out have the run of your place. You are a true pal.

 

Hey ya dang Iowa hog hauler, I was doing research on the finer points of dog sweater knitting for the WoreCat1693 Consortium, and further marketing studies on prospective clients. It was a work related weekend for the better good, and all you can do is accuse Doc of selfish fun and frivolity including taking advantage your local sveldt damsels in distress. What is this world coming to. SMH

 

That's kinda cool, but I don't think Doc will put up with the conditions.

 

I reckon you owe me
But gezzus...talk about cutting deep...

 

And you my friend ... we ain't taking No for a answer...If it means breaking into @Oxbow 's wall safe for some needed cash we will..
Modern Science is remarkable.. We'll Clone your arse.. and you'll roll with us and leave the clone with your wife..
She'll never know your gone...
I got your ride but I've been all summer working some of the bugs out of it I snapped a quick pic .. make sure you stay in the right lane with it if we're fixing to roll with @wore out he also threw me a bone to chase the other day.. so if things workout this Rag muffin is gonna need a pilot.. so pony up some hair foliage for DNA.. & pack your tooth brush

Your right I need to get my 359 finished

 

I guess that was a little harsh. I feel bad now. It has been a long day.

Your mirrors aren't hanging on the doors, what's the story? She looks dang nice!

 

That is looking good. Did someone take the mirrors off of the door or is this truck later than 1984-85? Send daylight pic when you get a chance.

 

Wife also considers truckin as the other woman. She does not understand the attraction. We run between Memphis and Knoxville quite often. If I see a wagon either ahead of us or behind us, somehow my speed adjusts to get our ride in close proximity. I am an addict and I am not looking for a 12 step recovery program.

 

Buckle her into the passenger seat, cut all the lights on, and get on down the road.