Crypto-friendly El Salvador mines first bitcoin with energy from volcanoes

I been mining(digging in my backyard) bitcoin, but so far i got nothing.

 

I still have no clue what Bitcoin is. Seriously

 

Imaginary money or virtual cash. Kind of like the dollar. While the dollar is tangible, and Bitcoin is not, both are assigned values that change daily.

 

I'd rather have Dogecoin cause let's just face it, Doge's are cool.

 

Right there with ya!

It doesn't make sense, using computers with extravagant video cards and mega power to find something that isn't really there, but ledgers are kept of these transactions from "mining" what?, and mining it where the hell from? ..... my head hurts.

 

I wish I knew what bitcoin was back when they were $200 each. I'd be retired right now.

 

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