What if it Snows?

They’re planning to take over

 

I watched one of those nature shows about the Mississippi River. They do in fact float across it. I’m not sure about the rest of it. I know one got scattered, smothered, covered, diced and chunked by an alligator.

 

It gets even much more bizarre they hold there farts to create the air ballast. Opus, now that’s a thought you’re not going to shake out of your head for a few days.

 

Once again......

 

Another fun fact about armadillos is when they cross highways and are about to get hit they jump in a defensive move against predators and that is what gets them killed. Most trucks and cars would just pass over them but they jump up and get hit by the bumper.

 

And they love Lone Star Beer!

 

I'm guessing that getting out of the way just isn't part of their survival tool box.

 

I almost bought one of those