What if it Snows?

Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about New Englanders.…
Forget Rednecks....If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you live in New England . If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in New England. If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you live in New England.
If vacation means going anywhere south of New York City for the weekend, you live in New England. If you measure distance in hours, you live in New England. If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you live in New England.
If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back again, you live in New England. If you can drive 75mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you live in New England. If you install security lights on your house and garage but leave both unlocked, you live in New England.
If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you live in New England. If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you live in New England.
If the speed limit on the highway is 55mph you're going 80mph and everybody is passing you, you live in New England. If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you live in New England.
If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you live in New England. If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you live in New England. If you find 10 degrees 'a little chilly', you live in New England.
If there's a Dunkin Donuts on every corner, you live in New England. If you think everyone else has a funny accent, you live in New England.
If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your New England friends, you live or have lived in New England.

 

Some chick clothes lined herself on one of those rolling ladders at HD and went down hard an hour or so ago— walking and texting evidently doesn’t mix well — and when you bust out laughing when someone does #### like that you get murderous stink eyes from every wine guzzling suburban bitc… I mean moms

 

HB says it’s time to get a little shut eye after a hard morning’s labor and the cold pizza we had for lunch— then I have been instructed that I have to attend the Homecoming tailgate party at 1400 sharp —an event that I have very little interest in and takes away from quality shop time

 

Fancy new buckle like that deserves a new custom belt... Just sayin'... Lol

 

Haha. Reminds me. My two partners in our lift truck business did all mechanic, I did management, sales, PU and Del, plus any bench work help on pump's, valves, etc...Quitting time, gathering/sorting tools, they would toss several over to the end of a table, here is yours, Roger.... I stupidly asked how you know that? The answer.. Yours are like new.. They had etched ID on theirs, mine just not as worn..

 

You should post a price list of the things you make , like wallets ,belts and those pro tour golf ball holders. Even if it's just a ballpark starting price.

 

How life has changed from the old days of a mule and a ground slide...