What if it Snows?

Cat; I can tell you right here, right now, it is probably best that you never sleep in any proximity to me. For if you should close your eyes for even just a moment, your death will be imminent. It will be a painful death, a slow and agonizing death. They will never suspect that it was me, the cat.

 

Well, make sure you wash that thumb before you eat lunch.....

 

That is a good recommendation.

 

That’s the edited version, pretty sure there’s some f bombs in the cats version

 

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Dont forget to wiggle it around first.

 

That dude's blood is probably 10% alcohol......"winter blend".

I remember walking from the ship to the bar in -5 degree weather, all bundled up.....

Then walking back to the ship at closing time, coat swinging from one arm....

 

I'll see your Deere & raise you a Jeep.