5 Signs You are a Healthy Guy

Spoken like a man who aims to please

 

You're way ahead of me.............






I'm still looking for the nail polish remover !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Well, I'm in trouble.

I can almost fill a spoon with urine.
My heartbeat is elastic...it's all over.
My skin beats 70 times a minute (quite a sight, really, and a hit at parties!)
My semen is pink and firm.
My nails are the color of a manila folder.

 

but if you can get the Dr to say you are Dyslexic, you'll be fine!

 

Slydexic?

Never!

But as evidenced by my idiocy yesterday, I do not know my left from my right.

 

For #3 - I need a female volunteer to help me take my shoe off...

 

um ok

 

This should help; get two Popsicle sticks and some duct tape (about 1.5 inches should be enough...it will help keep the erection...but remember to call the Doc if you can't get the sticks off after 4 hours!

Poor mans Viagra.

 

If I hafta break out the duct tape I will be mistaken for a swift truck....

 

I can't believe you would be that slow...or that white!

Good thing warmer weather is getting here...some sun will help that color!