DUI,Hit & Run,Reckless Driving

I think that's three of the Forbidden Five in one wreck!

1. DUI
2. Hit and run
3. Reckless driving

He should win an award for that.

 

"I wonder if the cops are still out there..."



He didn't get the memo vanishing into thin air only works for ninja's and Homer Simpson.

Sirscrapntruckalot -

 

That dumpster reminds me of the time somebody hollered in the cb (and kept hollering) that they wanted a 9mm, badly. I got tired of hearing him and nobody was answering, so I told him I had two 9mm that I would sell dirt cheap for $20 each! He was interested, so I told him they were plated with chrome vanadium steel AND had lifetime warranties! He asked where I was at about three times in a row, so I thought-ok he's either not listening or he's slow. So I told him that he couldn't miss me, I'd be behind the dumpster at flying J. I'd be wearing a ski mask and holding a nickel plated.38
Didn't hear him on the radio after that.... LoL

 

Call me a noob, but what are the other two?

 

Company policy and I actually agree with them, though I've heard some argue about Nos. 4 and 5. They're wrong though.

1. DUI
2. Reckless driving
3. Hit and run
4. Rollover
5. Rear end collision