Where is everyone #5

I'd probably have to explain it to anyone that didn't know who Mel Tillis was

 

Ya know really I think ya should move it to Bama cause we have a Sawmill Restaurant that caters to truckers

 

I vote for Looks Colder than Sh.t.

 

Aortic Tree Orphanage perfect name

 

Hey it's not that bad. Most of the snow will be melted there by the end of the week

 

10 points for creativity.

 

It makes going out to the far cattle barn a little dicy here. Don't go without your rifle. My problem is I love domestic pork, but hate the taste of the wild game.

 

If they didn't know who Mel Tillis was I don't think I would waste my breath.

 

Those tusks make nice key fobs. That's got to be 700 lbs fer sure.