Red Lobster Files For Bankruptcy

The inimitable silver, ladies 'n germs! He's here all week, folks! Don't forget to tip your waitress -- oops, I meant your non-binary food server!

 

That may be, but what have YOU done to help Red Lobster lately??

 

And why would I help Red Lobster?

I don't like fish, I don't like chain restaurants, I don't like corporate conglomerates that pillage viable businesses and then profit again by desecration the carcass.

 

I think, but I could be wrong, that it was a rhetorical question. But I could be wrong.

 

If it were rhetorical, then it's aim is to imply I should be doing something productive about the situation or am otherwise wrong for doing nothing. By providing the anthiprophora I ruin his dramatic effect.

In other words, I stepped on his cape in attempt to either further the joke or ruin the point while at the same time poling gentle fun at my own beliefs and personality.

And now that I've ruined everyone's joke, I shall depart to the Conference of Overly Serious Individuals.

 

Your classmates......

 

Oh, get back to work already.

 

Present Red Lobster CEO says it's one of the most companies in American history.

Dude has passion.

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