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What if it Snows?

Discussion in 'Questions From New Drivers' started by Dave_in_AZ, Mar 19, 2018.

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  1. Aug 2, 2024 #194501
    JolliRoger

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    Just leveling with any hopefully future employment prospects...

    You know like, the guy who at conclusion of a really sparkling interview was asked.
    "OK, this is terrific. Now, is there anything at all that might be a concern when we investigate your application in detail?"
    Dude replied: "Well, I am bad to lie."
     
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  3. Aug 2, 2024 #194502
    Dave_in_AZ

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    So we got to the shipper.

    Got loaded.

    But somehow the driver has destroyed the end of the electrical umbilical cord on the truck and trailer.

    Thinking it droopy drooped and caught something on the chassis whilst I was flipping around causing a malfunction.

    The OM is not pleased.
     
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  4. Aug 2, 2024 #194503
    Dave_in_AZ

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    This agent is FREAKING out, with a capital HUGE MANATEE.

    WHAT IS THE STATUS?????

    STATUS??? I NEED ETA'S FOR ROAD SERVICE!!!!!

    Ummmmmm. Well, I just noticed it when I was about to pull out of the dock.

    Can I have just 2 minutes, please just 2 minutes to get the truck out of the dock???

    I need an additional 12 seconds to call for road service too.

    "I HAVE GOT TO UPDATE MY TEAM."

    And The OM is like," TEAM."

    We're going to make sure everyone hurries every chance they get.
     
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  5. Aug 2, 2024 #194504
    JolliRoger

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    Hell, Hazul could probably fix and crank, have genning faster than you can decipher the paperwork... Jus saying ya know...
     
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  7. Aug 2, 2024 #194505
    ElmerFudpucker

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    What’s faster than a cheetah?


    An Ethiopian chicken.
     
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  8. Aug 2, 2024 #194506
    ElmerFudpucker

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    Well I’m hanging out in the resort town of Baytown this weekend. I have gone to the Walmart and stocked up on cervezas and 5 layer dip. Also scored a porterhouse for 10.73!!! Gased up the generator and a/c is installed. I doubt I will leave the truck at all. I believe hell might be cool than the bayou country.
     
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  9. Aug 2, 2024 #194507
    tramm01

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    It’s almost to hot in the Ho to drink cervezas — almost
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  10. Aug 2, 2024 #194508
    Dave_in_AZ

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    WE NEED UPDATES!!!!

    TEAM!!!!!!
     
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  11. Aug 2, 2024 #194509
    ElmerFudpucker

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    Blasphemy! You just have to drink them faster
     
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  12. Aug 2, 2024 #194510
    tramm01

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    Sorry I blew up— I’ll try not to do it again
     
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