What if it Snows?

Santa ain’t gonna be bothered with that— you need to find out who HMFIC (Head MF’er In Charge) Cook Elf is and tell you need one of these

 

We are about to begin the Rib Eye event

 

I typed out how I always heard that phrase, but decided it would probably get me in trouble. And I’m trying not to get in trouble

 

You ain’t a “Fossil” yet so’s you probably still got a little bit of “Care” in you — you hit Fossil years and it disappears rapidly

 

I think I have proven my give a f’s are gone. But you gotta keep your powder dry and pick the moment you go on attack

 

Looks a tad dry, slop on some more salsa...

 

what the heck is all over those steaks?

 

Either that or it was no big deal.