What if it Snows?

Calling BS! My pretty half makes corn bread sometimes that is sweet, not sure if it has sugar or maple syrup in it, but it is de-lish-us. We eat it with butter and syrup. Sometimes she makes it with jalapeños and butter, that’s great too.

 

To each his own. Personally, I like sweet cornbread. Lots of butter too.

 

Currently thirty six (36) degrees with a wind chill of sixteen (16) - about time.
Breeze is at Mach 4.8

 

Yankees visited old Army friends in the South. Were served country ham, eggs and grits for breakfast. Loved it and raved on the ham.
Time passed; S friends send them one of the greasy, sacked, country hams like hang on rack at southern tourist traps, as a Xmas gift.
Time passes, no response, thank you GTH, KMA or other. S wife thinks ,maybe lost in shipping, write a note, Sorry it lost..
Yankee writes back. Oh no! Honey, we got it. but it was so spoiled, dry, moldy shrunken we had to throw it out.......

 

Well fitted load....

 

I figured that you would want to know that I consumed a chorizo breakfast burrito @ around 06:30 this morning and have currently surpassed the average daily fart total by approximately 10

 

It's when you surpass the fart total and shart yourself that things get messy.

 

When the farts get down to 15 seconds apart it’s time to find a toilet.

 

Everyone needs goals

 

Up to 3.5” the weather guesser said. Much boo. Even, boohoo