im tired of everyone.... to alaska?

He was in agreement after a few pulls on the jug ROFLMAO

 

I personally think the OP has trolled y'all. Or was high as Willie Nelson in the 70's. Claimed to have worked in the tech industry for 30 years, mentioned an ex wife, but still uses the lingo of my two teenage wannabe gangster daughters and their friends. Even though we live in the most rural area in our county, they all think they're some kind of gangsters lol. It's quite comical actually.

 

Nah, he's just a looney.....

Alaska. It's at least twice the size of Montana. Once you get past the "banana belt", there ain't many people anywhere.

BTW, I thought the cartoon character was named "Snuffy SMIF", not Smith....

 

Nah they're pretty harmless actually lol. Both straight- A students, very busy in school activities, both have part time jobs. But when they get with their friends - they all hang out here at our place for some reason- then the wannabe gangster talk starts. I know they're doing it in fun and they're actually all pretty good kids, but still drives me nuts lol.

"I know it takes a lonewolf sigma gangster to be a trucker." Says the OP. That's the kind of stuff you hear out of a teenagers mouth today. And some other statements that they posted just screams that they're not in their 50's. But who knows? I've met some strange individuals

 

Buy a goat , its cleaner than them skanks and its not baaaaaaaaaad.

 

My neighbor's reindeer has a pilot's license.

 

Anybody who uses the phrase "hits different" in an unironic manner definitely wasn't even born yet when Bill Clinton left office.

 

I spent three years in Alaska while in the Air Force back in the 70’s.
It was a far different world back then.
I hear they have Walmart up there now?