What if it Snows?

Contact has been made with the Squid and he is extremely down for a company sponsored breakfast after which we will proceed to the place that you would put the tube if you were to give the world an enigma

 

I’m sorry, I forgot that it was still in existence— we will proceed to the alternate location of where you would put the tube… never mind

 

So the best of nothing?

 

We got maybe a quarter inch of dry snow. Didn’t get over 20 degrees all night. Currently 17. The news hasn’t stopped talking about it. And all the slick spots and black ice. People abandoned cars on the road. The news people are braving life and limb to ride around and show us mostly dry roads.

Even the local news is a Fing joke.

 

I also don’t understand abandoning your car. I mean if it’s abandoned nobody is there. So somebody had to drive up there to get you. And if someone can make it there to get you, you could have drove your scared ### home.

 

Said the guy who just this week took down his Christmas tree......jus sayin