What if it Snows?

You put Mustard on kippered herring. What is wrong with you.....

 

Try the paste .

 

I buy truck , i start speak funy have craving for wodka . Babushka bring me drink !

 

Sort of associated...
I've gained a little weight in my declining years. Some of my still working younger contemporaries occasionally hit me with "What is it to be, boy or girl?" and poke toward my chubby stomach.
I morph up a concerned visage, kind of lean forward a little and solemnly say.. I think it is going to be an elephant. "Would you like to feel it's trunk"?

 

Lol, here in South Florida we’re in a state of emergency due to the threat of 27 degree wind chill tonight..Threat to life and property.

 

Finally someone who puts the correct amount of butter on grits. Well done!

 

Around here as in PA or HI?

 

In PA

I've heard it's due to fears of Liability Claims if there's a problem

 

I've never had kippered herring , anything like sardines?