Rates are crashing and fuel to the moon!

Leveraged call options on 10X leveraged S&P 500 funds. You'll be rich or lose it all lol.

Joking aside though you should always be dollar cost averaging into low expense ratio index funds. Timing the market is a fools errand if you believe the boglehead method which I mostly do.

 

Wellllll hope it bounces back over the next few years. If he’s still contributing he should do ok when it comes back.

 

Have you considered dealing drugs? Lol

 

I’m sure it’ll come back soon. It always does.

 

Tried that a couple times. Always ended up in the hole.

 

China slaps 84% retaliatory tariffs on U.S. goods in response to Trump

 

Hopefully it drives some onshore production. I try to avoid china made whenever I can.

 

Probably call up el chapo head of the sinaloa cartel and go work for him.... lol
Nobody makes that kind of money from the market unless they get lucky on a gamble which will only last so long... before it reverses and takes double what you made.. it is inevitable

 

This probably would have worked today it you bought just outside the money at about 1130 today.