What happens to a truckers body in the casket

Unless you eat roller dogs and twinkies. In a thousand years you'll look like you just laid down for a nap.

 

A funeral service is held for a woman who just passed away. As the pallbearers carry the casket out, they accidentally bump into a wall.
Suddenly, a faint moaning is heard from the casket. The casket is opened, and it is found that the woman is actually alive. She lives for ten more years and then dies.

They have another funeral for her. At the end of the service, the pallbearers carry out the casket.

As they are walking, the husband cries out, "Watch out for the wall!"

 

I’ll give you a LOL for that one - and that’s all.

 

I kind of hoped the woman would chase the congregation out into the woods or something, but I get it. Those went out of style a while back. This one was kind of nice for a change.

 

I've heard stories about the deceased suddenly sitting up in their casket back in the old days when the casket was kept in people's living rooms for a few days prior to the funeral - and when someone would sit with them the whole time.

Can you imagine snoozing on the couch at about 3:00 in the morning when all of a sudden Papaw just sits up like an elderly jack-in-the-box?

 

I call b.s. on that video. No one seems alarmed and he looked like he was straitening his suit

 

In the past they used to run a string from the buried casket to a bell. Someone sat near the bell for a certain amount of time. Listening for the bell. Just in case. Origin of the term “Dead Ringer”

 

Welcome to the wonderful world of A.I. I suspect that is a real body filmed, and the arms are made to move.