What if it Snows?

If that was the case its a good thing I moved through the state under the cover of darkeness.

 

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Knowledge offered...
A Christmas Tradition

When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones and Santa began to feel the pre-Christmas pressure.

Then, Mrs. Claus told Santa that her mother was coming to visit. Of course, that news stressed Santa even more.

When Santa went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, only Heaven knows where.

When he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground, and all the toys were scattered.

Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a glass of cider and a shot of rum.

He went to the cupboard and discovered the elves had drunk all the cider and hidden the rum.

In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor.

He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom

Just then the doorbell rang. An irritated Santa marched to the door and yanked it open. There stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree

The angel very cheerfully said, "Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?"

And so began the tradition of a little angel on top of the Christmas tree.

Not a lot of people know this.

 

Bad day for a toupee, need a chinstrap for it