As you know, we spend a lot of time on the road. Thus, we must use public facilities when a restroom is required. Sometimes this can be a little dicey, especially when you let your guard down.
Imagine this happening to you.....
I had just got comfy, getting set to let it rip when I heard a voice from the next stall saying:
"Hello there, how are you?"
Now, I'm not the type to start a conversation on the commode but, I answered, somewhat embarrassed, "Doin just fine!"
And the other person says: "So, what are you up to?"
What kind of question is that? At that point, nothing is happening for me and I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say: "Huh, like you, just traveling through!"
At this point, I am just trying to suck it back up and, get the heck out of there as fast as I can when I hear another question. "Can I come over?"
OK, this question just blew me away but, I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. So, I say "No...I am kind of busy right now!!!"
Then I hear the person say...."Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!!!"
There should be a law forbidding even speaking in a public restroom!!
(retold without permission)
Careful What You Say in The Restroom...
Discussion in 'Truck Stops' started by 2xR, Feb 11, 2007.
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oh man
that is funny:smt037
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:smt046 :smt038 i cant stop i would of just died hehehehehehe
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i love it kinda like the Keystone beer commercial!!!!
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#### That does happen alot and thats the sad thing. Lucky for me I'm not that stupid.
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I HATE bathroom talkers!!! I think it's even worse at the urinal. I mean when I'm standing there with my hand on you know what is not the time I want to talk to you, sorry.
And the ophone thing is just nasty. try to drop the biggest, loudest bomb you can when they are talking!!:smt030 -
####. I hate bathroom talker too. If i was talking to the other line and if i ever hear any body excremete being release, i would hang up in disgusted. no need to hear any farts, urine sounds, and water splashing. Common courstey please!!
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One time, someone was using a cell at the urinal, and someone in a stall had a bad case of,let's say, sprayer-butt! (you know, revenge of White Castle). Boy, you could have heard a pin drop after that blast! -
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LOL, ROTF, man that almost made me spit my beer out (until I remembered how expensive it was). HAHAHA. Embarrassing.
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